To the Noble Citizenry of the Citadel: Fear No More!

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In gaudy script, with a spritely flourish, were written the following words:

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!!

To whom it may concern, that is, all persons now living, having previously lived, or who may one day live on the fair rock widely known as the Citadel:

Take HEED! Times grow dark... Streets grow cold... Each day introduces new evils, which each night brings to life... Robbery, assault, moral decay! Noble Citadellians - where is the trust? Where is that social lubricant that ensures the smooth functioning of our society and calms our quivering souls?

It is time for a change!

For a modest, and theoretically negotiable, sum - peace of mind can be yours! Our agents are firm, handsome young men with vigilant eyes, inexaustable constitutions and stiff moral codes. They stand ready to perform a dazzling spectrum of duties - to ward off rogues of the night one moment and to offer pleasant company and conversation in the next. Fair ladies of the Citadel - banish fear from your hearts!

Let treacherous alleys become delightful promenades! Whether you require guard and companionship for a quiet evening at home, or escort to a lavish ball - our men are strong, gentle, and impeccably mannered.

A smile and a blade! Companionship and protection rolled into one!


Signed,

The Velvet Shield




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