I'm a Oneist Monk, and I'm Okay!

[Arnholt]

(This one is to the tune of the famous Monty Python Lumberjack Song.)

Arnholt:

I'm a Oneist monk, and I'm okay.
I pray all night. I work all day.

Monks and Nuns:

He's a Oneist monk, and he's okay.
He prays all night. He works all day.

Arnholt:

I say my prayers. I give out alms.
I take confessions, too.
On Rasdays I attend mass
As all good Oneists do.

Monks and Nuns:

He says his prayers. He gives out alms.
He takes confessions, too.
On Rasdays he attends mass
As all good Oneists do.

Chorus:

I'm (He's) a Oneist monk, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) pray(s) all night. I (He) work(s) all day.

Arnholt:

I say my prayers. I cast my spells.
I wield Netheric powers.
I worship the Goddess Righteous
And I plan for holy wars.

Monks and Nuns:

He says his prayers. He casts his spells.
He wields Netheric powers.
He worships the Goddess Righteous
And plans for holy wars!?

Chorus:

I'm (He's) a Oneist monk, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) pray(s) all night. I (He) work(s) all day.

Arnholt:

I say my prayers. I carry knives.
I hold daemonic rites,
Where we worship our Goddess
At Gravetide every night.

Monks and Nuns:

He says his prayers. He carries knives.
He holds daemonic rites...!?

Chorus:

I'm (He's) a Oneist monk, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) pray(s) all night. I (He) work(s) all day.

Yes, I'm (He's) a Oneist monk, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) pray(s) all night. I (He) work(s) all day.