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"From you Grandfather," he said grimly, "I need to know how to bind this sword to myself for Laewin's destruction. And it's name, for I have felt these long months that the blade has been in my care, that it lacks such, but I dared not rechristen it, feeling it was already called before. This is the last thing I will ask of you." Not waiting for an answer, Trajan turned his gaze to Draydis and Craghley by turns as he addressed them.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Picks up a wet fish and Slaps Trajan with it*
Fool! Ask him for a magickal fuse or have Craghley have a foci to break the bond or… anything else!
God! AH! You want to be bonded to a sword that only thinks and sings the song of battle. Remember, its song isn’t like a fifth grade play for their parents. Its song is like a joyous chorus to some dark god of death and blood. It’s a chorus of valkyrie singing joyous revelations as they slaughter the unworthy. It’s an orchestra of pain and death, making all those who hear it weep with tears of blood, and consume there pain and doubt into the one focus of death. It’s a bath that wipes away all sense of sins and morality, for in the chaos of battle its killed or be killed. Think your vision will be like the edge of a sword; narrow, focused into an edge, and always ready to cut!
*Picks up the wet fish and slaps Trajan again*
My only hope is that Baltimas has forgotten how do to his magic! Because if that little gnome drunk skunk kills Trajan, I will rain hell upon his head! The sword will look like it needs singing lesson to what I am going to do to Baltimas.
*Puts Baltimas on notice!*
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God! AH! You want to be bonded to a sword that only thinks and sings the song of battle. Remember, its song isn’t like a fifth grade play for their parents. Its song is like a joyous chorus to some dark god of death and blood. It’s a chorus of valkyrie singing joyous revelations as they slaughter the unworthy. It’s an orchestra of pain and death, making all those who hear it weep with tears of blood, and consume there pain and doubt into the one focus of death. It’s a bath that wipes away all sense of sins and morality, for in the chaos of battle its killed or be killed. Think your vision will be like the edge of a sword; narrow, focused into an edge, and always ready to cut!
How about an intelligent sword that sings the Disney tune "It is a small world after all" each time you do not obey its ridiculous demands which includes cleaning and polishing it as well as slaying heathens and saving damsels in distress? I can assure you that it will drive you so nuts you will obey anything it demands eventually
It happened in Tazlure before, so beware!
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Xmas arrangements
As usual, Guido and family will be travelling here and there over the xmas period. Posting should be as normal until the 23rd of December but after that things will be very sporadic for a couple of weeks. Normal service should be resumed from early January.
For those of you who celebrate.... have a good xmas and a peaceful new year.
As usual, Guido and family will be travelling here and there over the xmas period. Posting should be as normal until the 23rd of December but after that things will be very sporadic for a couple of weeks. Normal service should be resumed from early January.
For those of you who celebrate.... have a good xmas and a peaceful new year.
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Guido Cercatoro wrote:Aah, Maeve, that is the most evil suggestion ever. I still wake shaking in the night recalling the time we took the kids around disneyland, Paris, and they insisted on going on the ride with THAT TUNE, time after time....
I was lucky. When I went to Disney last November with the kids the ride was closed temporarily. Instead we went to Pirates of the Caribbean a couple of times
And a Merry Xmas indeed!
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How about an intelligent sword that sings the Disney tune "It is a small world after all" each time you do not obey its ridiculous demands which includes cleaning and polishing it as well as slaying heathens and saving damsels in distress? I can assure you that it will drive you so nuts you will obey anything it demands eventually
It happened in Tazlure before, so beware!
First of all, I'd like to thank Torc for his vehement attachment to my Trajan, which I must admit I don't understand since we've written together once. Apparently I made an impression. I didn't think I was in the tent that long.
Maeve, I would like to point out to you that I have experience with insufferable magical swords as I once had a sadistic bitch of a DM (whom I later married, shes my wife) during pen and paper DnD who gave the party fighter an agoraphobic short-sword. Which screamed unceasingly every time it was drawn. For those of you who might not know, agoraphobia is a fear of wide open spaces, its the opposite of claustrophobia, and this sword had an extreme case.
Now it never occurred to the fighter to speak to the sword while it was sheathed, neither did it occur to him that once he had the sword out (thereby giving away the party position and leading to umpteen numbers of random encounters) that if he just stuck it in something (or someone) that it would shut up. So he'd just sheathe it and use his non-magical longsword instead. D'oh! So i've dealt with it before. And i'm very good at sticking my fingers in my ears and ignoring Disney music. I have young female cousins. The Little Mermaid must DIE!
And Happy Holidays Guido et al! May your ChistmaHaunaQuanzamas not suck! -shotguns 'nog till he can't feel his teeth-
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