Baron Estates: OOC

Guido Cercatoro · Post by **Guido Cercatoro** » Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:07 pm

Welcome to Ssinth who will also be joining the Pax team as a supporter

Ssinith DIllil · Post by **Ssinith DIllil** » Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:30 pm

Muahaha! Hewwo!

Torc Blackfoot · Post by **Torc Blackfoot** » Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:05 am

Welcome aboard

Ulder · Post by **Ulder** » Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:22 pm

Greetings and welcome!

Torc Blackfoot · Post by **Torc Blackfoot** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:44 pm

"From you Grandfather," he said grimly, "I need to know how to bind this sword to myself for Laewin's destruction. And it's name, for I have felt these long months that the blade has been in my care, that it lacks such, but I dared not rechristen it, feeling it was already called before. This is the last thing I will ask of you." Not waiting for an answer, Trajan turned his gaze to Draydis and Craghley by turns as he addressed them.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Picks up a wet fish and Slaps Trajan with it*

Fool! Ask him for a magickal fuse or have Craghley have a foci to break the bond orâ€¦ anything else!

God! AH! You want to be bonded to a sword that only thinks and sings the song of battle. Remember, its song isnâ€™t like a fifth grade play for their parents. Its song is like a joyous chorus to some dark god of death and blood. Itâ€™s a chorus of valkyrie singing joyous revelations as they slaughter the unworthy. Itâ€™s an orchestra of pain and death, making all those who hear it weep with tears of blood, and consume there pain and doubt into the one focus of death. Itâ€™s a bath that wipes away all sense of sins and morality, for in the chaos of battle its killed or be killed. Think your vision will be like the edge of a sword; narrow, focused into an edge, and always ready to cut!

*Picks up the wet fish and slaps Trajan again*

My only hope is that Baltimas has forgotten how do to his magic! Because if that little gnome drunk skunk kills Trajan, I will rain hell upon his head! The sword will look like it needs singing lesson to what I am going to do to Baltimas.

*Puts Baltimas on notice!*

Guido Cercatoro · Post by **Guido Cercatoro** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:50 pm

Post by **Maeve** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:29 pm

God! AH! You want to be bonded to a sword that only thinks and sings the song of battle. Remember, its song isnâ€™t like a fifth grade play for their parents. Its song is like a joyous chorus to some dark god of death and blood. Itâ€™s a chorus of valkyrie singing joyous revelations as they slaughter the unworthy. Itâ€™s an orchestra of pain and death, making all those who hear it weep with tears of blood, and consume there pain and doubt into the one focus of death. Itâ€™s a bath that wipes away all sense of sins and morality, for in the chaos of battle its killed or be killed. Think your vision will be like the edge of a sword; narrow, focused into an edge, and always ready to cut!

How about an intelligent sword that sings the Disney tune "It is a small world after all" each time you do not obey its ridiculous demands which includes cleaning and polishing it as well as slaying heathens and saving damsels in distress? I can assure you that it will drive you so nuts you will obey anything it demands eventually

It happened in Tazlure before, so beware!

Guido Cercatoro · Post by **Guido Cercatoro** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:12 am

Aah, Maeve, that is the most evil suggestion ever. I still wake shaking in the night recalling the time we took the kids around disneyland, Paris, and they insisted on going on the ride with THAT TUNE, time after time....

Guido Cercatoro · Post by **Guido Cercatoro** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:57 am

Xmas arrangements

As usual, Guido and family will be travelling here and there over the xmas period. Posting should be as normal until the 23rd of December but after that things will be very sporadic for a couple of weeks. Normal service should be resumed from early January.

For those of you who celebrate.... have a good xmas and a peaceful new year.

Sebastian Beauvais · Post by **Sebastian Beauvais** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:21 am

The same to you and yours, Guido! Enjoy the holidays

Post by **Maeve** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:57 am

Guido Cercatoro wrote:Aah, Maeve, that is the most evil suggestion ever. I still wake shaking in the night recalling the time we took the kids around disneyland, Paris, and they insisted on going on the ride with THAT TUNE, time after time....

I was lucky. When I went to Disney last November with the kids the ride was closed temporarily. Instead we went to Pirates of the Caribbean a couple of times

And a Merry Xmas indeed!

Trajan Constantine Aeneas · Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:42 am

How about an intelligent sword that sings the Disney tune "It is a small world after all" each time you do not obey its ridiculous demands which includes cleaning and polishing it as well as slaying heathens and saving damsels in distress? I can assure you that it will drive you so nuts you will obey anything it demands eventually

It happened in Tazlure before, so beware!

First of all, I'd like to thank Torc for his vehement attachment to my Trajan, which I must admit I don't understand since we've written together once. Apparently I made an impression. I didn't think I was in the tent that long.

Maeve, I would like to point out to you that I have experience with insufferable magical swords as I once had a sadistic bitch of a DM (whom I later married, shes my wife) during pen and paper DnD who gave the party fighter an agoraphobic short-sword. Which screamed unceasingly every time it was drawn. For those of you who might not know, agoraphobia is a fear of wide open spaces, its the opposite of claustrophobia, and this sword had an extreme case.

Now it never occurred to the fighter to speak to the sword while it was sheathed, neither did it occur to him that once he had the sword out (thereby giving away the party position and leading to umpteen numbers of random encounters) that if he just stuck it in something (or someone) that it would shut up. So he'd just sheathe it and use his non-magical longsword instead. D'oh! So i've dealt with it before. And i'm very good at sticking my fingers in my ears and ignoring Disney music. I have young female cousins. The Little Mermaid must DIE!

And Happy Holidays Guido et al! May your ChistmaHaunaQuanzamas not suck! -shotguns 'nog till he can't feel his teeth-

Guido Cercatoro · Post by **Guido Cercatoro** » Wed Dec 24, 2008 8:53 am

As I already warned above, I will be away over most of the xmas period. I will try to get in the odd post if possible but normal service will not resume until around the 5th january.

Happy xmas!

Guido Cercatoro · Post by **Guido Cercatoro** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:01 pm

Back from my trips now.

Things might be a littel slow this week as I have a lot to catch up on at work but I'll try to post to all threads as soon as possible.

Trajan Constantine Aeneas · Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:16 pm

Firsties! Firsties! Welcome back Guido! Glad to see you. Hope your holidays were joyous.

Post by **Syra** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:37 pm

Happy new year! Welcome back!

Shylah Boyd · Post by **Shylah Boyd** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:58 pm

Welcome back

Craghley · Post by **Craghley** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:35 am

Welcome back! Have fun, did we?

Guido Cercatoro · Post by **Guido Cercatoro** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:56 pm

Apologies for lack of posting over the last few days but I had to go on an unexpected work trip; work is unbelievably busy at present making it difficult for me to post as regularly as I'd like. I'm going to try to arrange for some assistance. Please be patient in the meantime..

Guido Cercatoro · Post by **Guido Cercatoro** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:18 pm

Final post here....sigh

Thanks to everyone for lots of fun..Pax has been a wild and fantastic ride

f there are any in game secrets concerning Pax anyone wants to know, post to the thread Tris has opened in banter and I'll try to reply when I have time

Adieu