[Cit] Red Banner Invitation [Sam 29th ET]

[Fauna Winthrope]

*Seductive background music with a lot of moaning and whimpering voices*

Are you bored?

*Whimpers*

Are you lonesome?

*Moans*

Do you have nothing else to do?

*Wild, ululating cry of ecstasy*

What are you waiting for then? My ample boobs to pop out of my tank top?

*rupture, sensual music*

Call us and let us give you... PLEHZURE!

I know you want to.

*Clouds and Rain*

If you want heavenly pleasure, then come, tonight, at the Red Banner, let Flora ze Ekzotic Danzer, sing and dance for you in a night of sensual music and dancing.

*ten-ten-tenen*

Ooooh - la - la!